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Last updated on July 5th, 2024 at 12:47 pm
Honestly sometimes i come up with the oddest thoughts. I can blame then on ADD or just my silly thought process.
I’ve been working on a writing project over last few years. to make a long story short here’s a few things I’ve written that i have found funny for some reason.
Feel free to judge me its okay even I’m like what? when i finish reading things.If you find anything funny let me know. Oh on a side note most of these quotes are between two people. Enjoy
“Imagine
if men gave birth you’d end up with trunks for dicks.”
“I
think about a lot of stuff some I blame on ADD other thoughts are just random.
I think if someone ever invented a device to read our thoughts people would
think I was crazy.” He just laughed pulled me into his arms and says “I don’t
think you’re crazy most of the time. You just have a vivid imagination that
comes up with some crazy shit.”
“I
know I do but who’s crazier me who starts the chat or you guys who keep it
going?” “I guess we are because we play
along.”
“I
knew she laughs when she’s tired but not at everything.”
“Oh yeah
you can tell her you’re a purple hippopotamus and she’ll laugh. It’s funny. She
does the same thing when she’s not paying attention.”
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