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Last updated on July 5th, 2024 at 04:14 pm
Aires: The night has a thousand eyes, be very careful not to poke any of them. What did the night ever do to you?
Taurus: Be on the lookout for something that looks like its made of driftwood and light. He trades bad memories for fast food cupons.
Gemini: If you come across a library of forbidden knowledge tended by the dead dont try to check anything out. You can only get a card if you’re a legal citizen of an afterlife plane and it would be very embarrassing if you weren’t.
Cancer: Not every day will be one of triumph. You will fail, you will be lost, you will be scared. Fertilizer is made from plants whose time has passed.
Leo: You must be brave enough to produce terrible things. The key is discipline, fuck standards.
Virgo: The internet has made it possible to be scared to talk to girls that are thousands of miles away.
Libra: Make sure to empty your dream catcher into a wastebasket every couple days. Otherwise you might attract things that try to eat the dreams suck there.
Scorpio: If you’re gonna break rules, for the love of god do it with some style.
Ophiuchus: Hiding under the covers actually works with some things. It is technically a threshold and so some things do actually have to be invited.
Sagittarius: “two birds one stone” Is a misleading proverb. Meteorites hit pretty hard.
Capricorn: Most armor is not resistant to funk based weaponry.
Aquarius: Harvest from the rich and give to the poor. They wont need the blood for much longer anyway.
Pisces: Make up your own constellations, pray to your own gods, command unknown forces of your own divination. Steal from everything. This is real magic.
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