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Last updated on July 5th, 2024 at 06:31 pm
*comedic purposes*
If you’ve ever held a grudge on a moon sign, quick rundown:
Aries: tell them they’re mediocre at the thing they do best
Taurus: call them liars
Gemini: can’t hurt Satan, sorry.
Cancer: “nobody likes you”
Leo: “your opinions are wrong and you’re getting bald”
Virgo: “wow, aren’t you getting plump?”
Libra: “all your friends actually hate you and you look like a crackho”
Scorpio: don’t.
Sagittarius: “your tastes in indo-european abstract literature are for children” / just look at them and laugh whenever they say something actually fascinating
Capricorn: “you’re never going to be good enough”
Aquarius: call them basic.
Pisces: “my pets hate you”
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