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Last updated on July 5th, 2024 at 01:49 pm

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ARIES:

Aries – Aries: “I love you like every action I take.”
Aries – Taurus: “I love you more than batman loves his cave.”
Aries – Gemini: “I love you like Winnie the Pooh loves honey.”
Aries – Cancer: “I love you more than a watch loves to tick.”
Aries – Leo: “I love you because you’re awesome just like me.”
Aries – Virgo: “I love you more than all the answers on the Internet!”
Aries – Libra: “I love you like French Fries.”
Aries – Scorpio: “I love you like a cat loves a mouse.”
Aries – Sagittarius: “I love you like my Xbox.”
Aries – Capricorn: “I love you more than zombies love brains.”
Aries – Aquarius: “I love you more than you can ever imagine.”
Aries – Pisces: “I love you like a sea of flowers. More than a garden of smiles and a world of hugs.”

TAURUS:

Taurus – Aries: “I love you more then I love Netflix! And that’s a lot.”
Taurus – Taurus: “I love you like there are grains of sand in every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.”
Taurus – Gemini: “I love you like a flower loves the rain.”
Taurus – Cancer: “I love you more than Edward loves Bella.”
Taurus – Leo: “I love you like distance everybody loves Raymond.”
Taurus – Virgo: “I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”
Taurus – Libra: “I love you more than Peter Pan loves Neverland.”
Taurus – Scorpio: “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.”
Taurus – Sagittarius: “I love you like I love food.”
Taurus – Capricorn: “I love you more than the Beast loved Belle.”
Taurus – Aquarius: “I love you more than a letter loves an envelope.”
Taurus – Pisces: “I love you like the butterflies in the gardens, the rainbow over the blue sky, and the greeneries in the meadow.”

GEMINI:

Gemini – Aries: “I love you like a bee loves honey.”
Gemini – Taurus: “I love you like I did yesterday, but I not as much as tomorrow but always forever.”
Gemini – Gemini: “I love you more than Charlie loves Wonka bars.”
Gemini – Cancer: “I love you like cookies, and believe me I love cookies!”
Gemini – Leo: “I love you like the sun loves redheads.”
Gemini – Virgo: “I love you like you can possibly imagine.”
Gemini – Libra: “I love you more than an emo boy loves tight pants.”
Gemini – Scorpio: “I love you like old ladies love blue dye.”
Gemini – Sagittarius: “I love you more than a sailor loves swearing.”
Gemini – Capricorn: “I love you more than time loves a paradox.”
Gemini – Aquarius: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the forever growing universe can discover.”
Gemini – Pisces: “I love you like a skinny person loves salad.”

CANCER:

Cancer – Aries: “I love you more than a woman loves fixing up a bachelor with one of her single friends.”
Cancer – Taurus: “I love you like an Italian loves pasta.”
Cancer – Gemini: “I love you more than the British love their tea.”
Cancer – Cancer: “I love you like the sun, the ocean and the mountains.”
Cancer – Leo: ”I love you more than an incontinent person loves a toilet.”
Cancer – Virgo: “I love you more than Jack loved Rose.”
Cancer – Libra: “I love you more than schoolgirls love to gossip.”
Cancer – Scorpio: “I love you more than a junkie loves weed.”
Cancer – Sagittarius: “I love you more than the plague loves rats.”
Cancer – Capricorn: “I love you like you say you love me times a million more, and just so you know I love you MORE square root that by infinity.”
Cancer – Aquarius: “I love you more than older people love tapioca.”
Cancer – Pisces: “I love you more than pizza.”

LEO:

Leo – Aries: “I love you like women love diamonds.”
Leo – Taurus: “I love you more than a dentist loves crooked teeth.”
Leo – Gemini: “I love you more than commercials love annoying us.”
Leo – Cancer: “I love you like the sun loves the moon.”
Leo – Leo: “I love you more than everythIng in this entire world. With every step and every breath I take, every rush of blood, every whisper of thought, and every beat of my heart comes the reminder that I love you, and I live for you. Because you are my whole world, my everything, and my life.”
Leo – Virgo: “I love you like iPhone and iPad combined, which I cannot live without.”
Leo – Libra: “I love you like there are stars in the sky.”
Leo – Scorpio: “I love you more than a duck loves water.”
Leo – Sagittarius: “I love you more than a lawyer loves money.”
Leo – Capricorn: “I love you more than a hippie loves his long hair.”
Leo – Aquarius: “I love you like Brangelina loves adopting kids.”
Leo – Pisces: “I love you like burritos, tacos, and nachos.”

VIRGO:

Virgo – Aries: “I love you like there are words in books.”
Virgo – Taurus: “I love you like a child loves his teddy-bear.”
Virgo – Gemini: “I love you like a cop loves thieves.”
Virgo – Cancer: “I love you like the Cookie Monster loves cookies.”
Virgo – Leo: “I love you like the distance between us.”
Virgo – Virgo: “I love you like a mother loves her child.”
Virgo – Libra: “I love you like a movie geek loves his/hers popcorn.”
Virgo – Scorpio: “I love you like a smoker loves a cigarette.”
Virgo – Sagittarius: “I’ll love you longer than forever.”
Virgo – Capricorn: “I love you more than money and more than the stars above.”
Virgo – Aquarius: “I love you like any word can say.”
Virgo – Pisces: “I love you like a dog loves biting a piece of bone.”

LIBRA:

Libra – Aries: “I love you like apple pie, lemon meringue pie and chocolate mud pie.”
Libra – Taurus: “I love you like “Harry Potter,” and that should have been impossible.”
Libra – Gemini: “I love you more than words can show.”
Libra – Cancer: “I love you like the unforgettable first kiss.”
Libra – Leo: “I love you more than dad loves his daughter.”
Libra – Virgo: “I love you like any person loves sleeping.”
Libra – Libra: “I love you like an angel loves the heavens.”
Libra – Scorpio: “I love you more than a teenage boy loves masturbating.”
Libra – Sagittarius: “I love you like I love sushi.”
Libra – Capricorn: “I love you like you’ll ever know.”
Libra – Aquarius: “I love you more than words, in all the books, in all the world.”
Libra – Pisces: “I love you more than free WiFi.”

SCORPIO:

Scorpio – Aries: “I love you like a pervert loves porn.”
Scorpio – Taurus: “I love you more than a child loves candy.”
Scorpio – Gemini: “I love you like cheesecake, carrot cake and chocolate cake.”
Scorpio – Cancer: “I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I’m with you.”
Scorpio – Leo: “I love you more than I love naps.”
Scorpio – Virgo: “I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.”
Scorpio – Libra: “I love you like a nerd loves his glasses.”
Scorpio – Scorpio: “I love you higher than the sky and deeper than the water in the ocean.”
Scorpio – Sagittarius: “I love you more than yesterday and that’s how I feel every day.”
Scorpio – Capricorn: “I love you more than a drug addict loves heroine.”
Scorpio – Aquarius: “I love you like a hooker loves a street corner.”
Scorpio – Pisces: “I love you like all the raindrops that fall in a summer thunderstorm.”

SAGITTARIUS:

Sagittarius – Aries: “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”
Sagittarius – Taurus: “I love you more than a child loves Christmas.”
Sagittarius – Gemini: “I love you like the Godiva chocolate, my favourite.”
Sagittarius – Cancer: “I love you more than stinky cheese.”
Sagittarius – Leo: “I love you more than the government loves taxing its citizens.”
Sagittarius – Virgo: “I love you like my iPhone, and I wish I can hold you in my hands, every minute of the day.”
Sagittarius – Libra: “I love you more than Russel Crowe loves throwing phones at people.”
Sagittarius – Scorpio: “I love you like when I get a seat on the crowded train so that I can play games on my smartphone with both hands.”
Sagittarius – Sagittarius: “I love you like the Lemon Meringue Pie which my mother bakes, that reminds me of the sweet memory of my childhood.”
Sagittarius – Capricorn: “I love you more than Brazil loves football.”
Sagittarius – Aquarius: “I love you more than a fly loves crap.”
Sagittarius – Pisces: “I love you like a little girl dreams of love.”

CAPRICORN:

Capricorn – Aries: “I love you like my cat, and no one has replaced her so far.”
Capricorn – Taurus: “I love you more than ever, more than time and more than love.”
Capricorn – Gemini: “I love you like a nerd loves homework.”
Capricorn – Cancer: “I love you like the sand loves the sea.”
Capricorn – Leo: “I love you more than Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Leo DiCaprio combined.”
Capricorn – Virgo: “I love you more than you’ll ever know.”
Capricorn – Libra: “I love you like Santa loves cookies and milk.”
Capricorn – Scorpio: “I love you like the thrills I get from roller coaster ride, skiing down an icy slope, and bungee jumping.”
Capricorn – Sagittarius: “I love you like guys love football.”
Capricorn – Capricorn: “I love you more than Snape loved Lily.”
Capricorn – Aquarius: “I love you like my morning coffee.”
Capricorn – Pisces: “I love you like trees love water.”

AQUARIUS:

Aquarius – Aries: “I love you like a surfer loves his board.”
Aquarius – Taurus: “I love you more than a sad woman loves chocolate.”
Aquarius – Gemini: “I love you like my next breath.”
Aquarius – Cancer: “I love you more than a punk loves his hair gel.”
Aquarius – Leo: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the constantly grown technology can discover.”
Aquarius – Virgo: “I love you like a cat loves chasing its tail.”
Aquarius – Libra: “I love you like a grandma loves her grandchildren.”
Aquarius – Scorpio: “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
Aquarius – Sagittarius: “I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow and many days to come.”
Aquarius – Capricorn: “I love you more than a blonde loves her hair-dye.”
Aquarius – Aquarius: “I love you like anything you could ever say or imagine and every breath I take is for you.”
Aquarius – Pisces: “I love you like Cinderella loved Prince Charming.”

PISCES:

Pisces – Aries: “I love you like my dog, and that should have said enough.”
Pisces – Taurus: “I love you like I love penguins, my favourite animal since the third grade.”
Pisces – Gemini: “I love you like lice love an elementary school.”
Pisces – Cancer: “I love you like Romeo loves Juliet.”
Pisces – Leo: “I love you more than the Imperial March loves Darth Vader.”
Pisces – Virgo: “I love you more than an emo loves black.”
Pisces – Libra: “I love you like I love beer.”
Pisces – Scorpio: “I love you like fish need water!”
Pisces – Sagittarius: “I love you like a mouse loves cheese.”
Pisces – Capricorn: “I love you more than Voldemort loved killing people.”
Pisces – Aquarius: “I love you more than an alcoholic loves beer.”
Pisces – Pisces: “I love you like Mickey loves Minnie.”