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Last updated on July 5th, 2024 at 06:31 pm
hurtstrology:
Aries: Drags everyone they love. Emotional but doesn’t always express it constructively (tbh never does).
Taurus: Secretly the momfriend, but doesn’t want anyone to know that. Might use you with ulterior motives, but is grateful for you nonetheless.
Gemini: Well-known, but whether they are adored or hated depends on the person. Secretly emo trash, mostly for bands.
Cancer: Can’t settle down, even if they need to. Does things they don’t enjoy because other people invite them to.
Leo: The party friend, but knows their own limits. Probably the only person you know who is genuinely good at flirting.
Virgo: Intelligent and not always equipped socially, even if they may be popular. Dirty joke factory but might not always show it.
Libra: Doesn’t talk about feelings unless the other people involved make themselves vulnerable first. Cool Nerd™ of the friend group.
Scorpio: Intense in pretty much every sense of the word and often misunderstood. Posts ~dark and twisted aesthetics~ on Tumblr but positive quotes on Facebook.
Sagittarius: Full time conspiracy theorist because they are extremely distrustful of everyone on the planet. Into health but whether or not they actually act on it is questionable.
Capricorn: Either the worst or best person you’ll ever meet. When you become their best friend they open up immensely.
Aquarius: Goes on two dates and then books it. Probably has a silly tattoo but pretends it’s really meaningful because while they’re outwardly aloof, they crave depth.
Pisces: Does yoga but has an inner conflict wondering if western yoga practices are cultural appropriation. Will cry if you yell at them, probably while trying to yell back.
Just my experiences, y’all. If you don’t identify with yours try checking moon or dominant, maybe rising.
