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Last updated on July 5th, 2024 at 05:13 pm
Aries: “just a princess w/ some anger issues”
Taurus: “of course I talk to myself. sometimes I need expert advice”
Gemini: “we all have that one song that awakens the stripper in us”
Cancer: “I just realized that I can’t touch yesterday, so why am I letting yesterday touch me?”
Leo: “goals so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people”
Virgo: “I hate when I lose things at school like my pens and self motivation”
Libra: “It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste”
Scorpio: “today’s mood: bitchy with a chance of sarcasm”
Sagittarius: “go out and be a hoe, it’s a beautiful day”
Capricorn: “get the money first. fall in love later”
Aquarius: “cold as ice but in the right hands she melts”
Pisces: “I’m 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…”
