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Last updated on July 5th, 2024 at 03:26 pm
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ARIES:
Aries – Aries: “I love you like every action I take.” Aries – Taurus: “I love you more than batman loves his cave.” Aries – Gemini: “I love you like Winnie the Pooh loves honey.” Aries – Cancer: “I love you more than a watch loves to tick.” Aries – Leo: “I love you because you’re awesome just like me.” Aries – Virgo: “I love you more than all the answers on the Internet!” Aries – Libra: “I love you like French Fries.” Aries – Scorpio: “I love you like a cat loves a mouse.” Aries – Sagittarius: “I love you like my Xbox.” Aries – Capricorn: “I love you more than zombies love brains.” Aries – Aquarius: “I love you more than you can ever imagine.” Aries – Pisces: “I love you like a sea of flowers. More than a garden of smiles and a world of hugs.”
TAURUS:
Taurus – Aries: “I love you more then I love Netflix! And that’s a lot.” Taurus – Taurus: “I love you like there are grains of sand in every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.” Taurus – Gemini: “I love you like a flower loves the rain.” Taurus – Cancer: “I love you more than Edward loves Bella.” Taurus – Leo: “I love you like distance everybody loves Raymond.” Taurus – Virgo: “I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.” Taurus – Libra: “I love you more than Peter Pan loves Neverland.” Taurus – Scorpio: “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.” Taurus – Sagittarius: “I love you like I love food.” Taurus – Capricorn: “I love you more than the Beast loved Belle.” Taurus – Aquarius: “I love you more than a letter loves an envelope.” Taurus – Pisces: “I love you like the butterflies in the gardens, the rainbow over the blue sky, and the greeneries in the meadow.”
GEMINI:
Gemini – Aries: “I love you like a bee loves honey.” Gemini – Taurus: “I love you like I did yesterday, but I not as much as tomorrow but always forever.” Gemini – Gemini: “I love you more than Charlie loves Wonka bars.” Gemini – Cancer: “I love you like cookies, and believe me I love cookies!” Gemini – Leo: “I love you like the sun loves redheads.” Gemini – Virgo: “I love you like you can possibly imagine.” Gemini – Libra: “I love you more than an emo boy loves tight pants.” Gemini – Scorpio: “I love you like old ladies love blue dye.” Gemini – Sagittarius: “I love you more than a sailor loves swearing.” Gemini – Capricorn: “I love you more than time loves a paradox.” Gemini – Aquarius: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the forever growing universe can discover.” Gemini – Pisces: “I love you like a skinny person loves salad.”
CANCER:
Cancer – Aries: “I love you more than a woman loves fixing up a bachelor with one of her single friends.” Cancer – Taurus: “I love you like an Italian loves pasta.” Cancer – Gemini: “I love you more than the British love their tea.” Cancer – Cancer: “I love you like the sun, the ocean and the mountains.” Cancer – Leo: ”I love you more than an incontinent person loves a toilet.” Cancer – Virgo: “I love you more than Jack loved Rose.” Cancer – Libra: “I love you more than schoolgirls love to gossip.” Cancer – Scorpio: “I love you more than a junkie loves weed.” Cancer – Sagittarius: “I love you more than the plague loves rats.” Cancer – Capricorn: “I love you like you say you love me times a million more, and just so you know I love you MORE square root that by infinity.” Cancer – Aquarius: “I love you more than older people love tapioca.” Cancer – Pisces: “I love you more than pizza.”
LEO:
Leo – Aries: “I love you like women love diamonds.” Leo – Taurus: “I love you more than a dentist loves crooked teeth.” Leo – Gemini: “I love you more than commercials love annoying us.” Leo – Cancer: “I love you like the sun loves the moon.” Leo – Leo: “I love you more than everythIng in this entire world. With every step and every breath I take, every rush of blood, every whisper of thought, and every beat of my heart comes the reminder that I love you, and I live for you. Because you are my whole world, my everything, and my life.” Leo – Virgo: “I love you like iPhone and iPad combined, which I cannot live without.” Leo – Libra: “I love you like there are stars in the sky.” Leo – Scorpio: “I love you more than a duck loves water.” Leo – Sagittarius: “I love you more than a lawyer loves money.” Leo – Capricorn: “I love you more than a hippie loves his long hair.” Leo – Aquarius: “I love you like Brangelina loves adopting kids.” Leo – Pisces: “I love you like burritos, tacos, and nachos.”
VIRGO:
Virgo – Aries: “I love you like there are words in books.” Virgo – Taurus: “I love you like a child loves his teddy-bear.” Virgo – Gemini: “I love you like a cop loves thieves.” Virgo – Cancer: “I love you like the Cookie Monster loves cookies.” Virgo – Leo: “I love you like the distance between us.” Virgo – Virgo: “I love you like a mother loves her child.” Virgo – Libra: “I love you like a movie geek loves his/hers popcorn.” Virgo – Scorpio: “I love you like a smoker loves a cigarette.” Virgo – Sagittarius: “I’ll love you longer than forever.” Virgo – Capricorn: “I love you more than money and more than the stars above.” Virgo – Aquarius: “I love you like any word can say.” Virgo – Pisces: “I love you like a dog loves biting a piece of bone.”
LIBRA:
Libra – Aries: “I love you like apple pie, lemon meringue pie and chocolate mud pie.” Libra – Taurus: “I love you like “Harry Potter,” and that should have been impossible.” Libra – Gemini: “I love you more than words can show.” Libra – Cancer: “I love you like the unforgettable first kiss.” Libra – Leo: “I love you more than dad loves his daughter.” Libra – Virgo: “I love you like any person loves sleeping.” Libra – Libra: “I love you like an angel loves the heavens.” Libra – Scorpio: “I love you more than a teenage boy loves masturbating.” Libra – Sagittarius: “I love you like I love sushi.” Libra – Capricorn: “I love you like you’ll ever know.” Libra – Aquarius: “I love you more than words, in all the books, in all the world.” Libra – Pisces: “I love you more than free WiFi.”
SCORPIO:
Scorpio – Aries: “I love you like a pervert loves porn.” Scorpio – Taurus: “I love you more than a child loves candy.” Scorpio – Gemini: “I love you like cheesecake, carrot cake and chocolate cake.” Scorpio – Cancer: “I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I’m with you.” Scorpio – Leo: “I love you more than I love naps.” Scorpio – Virgo: “I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.” Scorpio – Libra: “I love you like a nerd loves his glasses.” Scorpio – Scorpio: “I love you higher than the sky and deeper than the water in the ocean.” Scorpio – Sagittarius: “I love you more than yesterday and that’s how I feel every day.” Scorpio – Capricorn: “I love you more than a drug addict loves heroine.” Scorpio – Aquarius: “I love you like a hooker loves a street corner.” Scorpio – Pisces: “I love you like all the raindrops that fall in a summer thunderstorm.”
SAGITTARIUS:
Sagittarius – Aries: “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” Sagittarius – Taurus: “I love you more than a child loves Christmas.” Sagittarius – Gemini: “I love you like the Godiva chocolate, my favourite.” Sagittarius – Cancer: “I love you more than stinky cheese.” Sagittarius – Leo: “I love you more than the government loves taxing its citizens.” Sagittarius – Virgo: “I love you like my iPhone, and I wish I can hold you in my hands, every minute of the day.” Sagittarius – Libra: “I love you more than Russel Crowe loves throwing phones at people.” Sagittarius – Scorpio: “I love you like when I get a seat on the crowded train so that I can play games on my smartphone with both hands.” Sagittarius – Sagittarius: “I love you like the Lemon Meringue Pie which my mother bakes, that reminds me of the sweet memory of my childhood.” Sagittarius – Capricorn: “I love you more than Brazil loves football.” Sagittarius – Aquarius: “I love you more than a fly loves crap.” Sagittarius – Pisces: “I love you like a little girl dreams of love.”
CAPRICORN:
Capricorn – Aries: “I love you like my cat, and no one has replaced her so far.” Capricorn – Taurus: “I love you more than ever, more than time and more than love.” Capricorn – Gemini: “I love you like a nerd loves homework.” Capricorn – Cancer: “I love you like the sand loves the sea.” Capricorn – Leo: “I love you more than Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Leo DiCaprio combined.” Capricorn – Virgo: “I love you more than you’ll ever know.” Capricorn – Libra: “I love you like Santa loves cookies and milk.” Capricorn – Scorpio: “I love you like the thrills I get from roller coaster ride, skiing down an icy slope, and bungee jumping.” Capricorn – Sagittarius: “I love you like guys love football.” Capricorn – Capricorn: “I love you more than Snape loved Lily.” Capricorn – Aquarius: “I love you like my morning coffee.” Capricorn – Pisces: “I love you like trees love water.”
AQUARIUS:
Aquarius – Aries: “I love you like a surfer loves his board.” Aquarius – Taurus: “I love you more than a sad woman loves chocolate.” Aquarius – Gemini: “I love you like my next breath.” Aquarius – Cancer: “I love you more than a punk loves his hair gel.” Aquarius – Leo: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the constantly grown technology can discover.” Aquarius – Virgo: “I love you like a cat loves chasing its tail.” Aquarius – Libra: “I love you like a grandma loves her grandchildren.” Aquarius – Scorpio: “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” Aquarius – Sagittarius: “I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow and many days to come.” Aquarius – Capricorn: “I love you more than a blonde loves her hair-dye.” Aquarius – Aquarius: “I love you like anything you could ever say or imagine and every breath I take is for you.” Aquarius – Pisces: “I love you like Cinderella loved Prince Charming.”
PISCES:
Pisces – Aries: “I love you like my dog, and that should have said enough.” Pisces – Taurus: “I love you like I love penguins, my favourite animal since the third grade.” Pisces – Gemini: “I love you like lice love an elementary school.” Pisces – Cancer: “I love you like Romeo loves Juliet.” Pisces – Leo: “I love you more than the Imperial March loves Darth Vader.” Pisces – Virgo: “I love you more than an emo loves black.” Pisces – Libra: “I love you like I love beer.” Pisces – Scorpio: “I love you like fish need water!” Pisces – Sagittarius: “I love you like a mouse loves cheese.” Pisces – Capricorn: “I love you more than Voldemort loved killing people.” Pisces – Aquarius: “I love you more than an alcoholic loves beer.” Pisces – Pisces: “I love you like Mickey loves Minnie.”
